random season 2... once again i opened my mouth and silly stuff manages to come out:

me: what?! why is my steering wheel like this?
friend: (adjusting a what-not shift underneath the steering wheel)... they've been making these since 1996... even 1987.
me: but i don't usually touch my steering wheel like that
friend: (pause)
friend 2: you make that sound so dirty

and thus ensues laughter that often comes after i make a remark of a semi-naive and random manner... they're laughing of course. yours truly is puzzled by one's predicament...

so how exactly does one touch the steering wheel, hmmm?...